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OBAMA WINS IN A LANDSLIDE I THINK

OBAMA WINS IN A LANDSLIDE I THINK
By Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com
Hello Everyone, Farley Malorrus here...
HAPPY ELECTION DAY!
We are in the middle of a FIERCE SCORPIO MOON WOBBLE and even though the PITTSBURGH STEELERS UPSET the Washington Redskins, which means after 17 elections that OBAMA WILL WIN and that the incumbent party of the White House will lose..

Still Considering the Mess of the last 2 elections, and the FACT I don't trust the American Political System, or the American Judicial System, with the Moon Wobble, I have some serious objections to what the results of tomorrows elections will be as to whether IT WOULD EVEN BE FAIR OR ACCURATE.
I don't care for the "electoral college," situation in the first place, and wonder if we even still have a democracy since George Bush took office.

Astrologically, a LEO is what we need right now (OBAMA) which means leadership in Astrology (Like Clinton), and someone to guide us into a state of balance from the awful imbalance of the Republican administration from the last 8 years (no offense as I feel Bush did his best.)

The planets are plain weird..Jupiter Moon Eclipse in Capricorn, Mars Sun in Scorpio, Pluto headed for Capricorn any day now for 20 years (United States having it's 1st Pluto Return could be interesting..)

Really, I hope the best for both candidates and the USA, but I just smell something rotten in Denmark (THE US)....Astrologically OBAMA should WIN, but to be honest, because I feel the game is rigged and because of all the Astrological afflictions as mentioned above, that McCAIN may walk away with it, due to a miscount, recount, or another Supreme Court ruling. THe TRUTH is OBAMA should win in a LANDSLIDE and if he does JUSTICE AND DEMOCRACY is restored....but if McCain wins in a cheat, I shudder to think what might happen should he die the next 4 years, Palin is President and we have a MAJOR WORLD CRISIS (MAYAN PROPHECY 2012)...
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The War is OVER, AL QAEDA HAS WON
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CONGRATULATIONS to George Bush and his cronies for losing the War against Al Qaeda, and allowing "Them" to bring America to it's knees.

With 6 days of triple digit losses in the Stock Market, bringing total damage to American Wealth to now 8.33 Trillion, and with the BAIL OUT GIVING MONEY TO THE GANGSTER CORPORATIONS (AIG) and others who created this MESS, INSTEAD OF GIVING The 8.33 TRILLION dollars the American public has lost since last year, the BUSH ADMINISTRATION has done it's deed by destroying America from within, using the War as a smokescreen.
WHo is the villain here? I would assume GEORGE BUSH SHOULD BE IMPEACHED for near 100's of acts of money misappropriation, and for carrying on an illegal war which has served as an excellent distraction to the destruction of the American Economy.

How is it that RICH CONGRESSMEN and WOMEN, and The Wealthy President of the United States can take care of their own money and their own wealth, but THROW THE USA into a 53 Trillion dollar loss since BUSH was elected?

WHo the heck voted for this guy? ANyone wish to admit it?

I suggest www.rednecksforobama.net for some comic relief and LOGIC.

As to what we do now?
Heck, stock up on bottled water, food, spare cash, gold if you can afford it, ammo for your weapons, rechargeable spotlights, a generator, and plenty of wood for your fireplace, as the old USA aint what it used to be, pardon my French.

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INTUITIVE LOOK AT THE FUTURE If McCain Pallin win, or if OBAMA BIDEN win..By Farley Malorrus

My TAKE on McCain, Obama, Pallin, and Biden, Spiritually from a non partison independent, who is quite intuitive..

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700 Billion Bailout FAILS, VOTED DOWN BY HOUSE REPUBLICANS fearing LOSING ELECTIONS IN NOVEMBER...

"THE people are the ones who need the money, NOT THE CORPORATIONS." I'll stand by that statement.
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(You would think they were TRYING TO CREATE AN APOCALYPSE and the END OF THE WORLD. I SAY THEE NAY!!!)

Has the U.S. Government Gone Mad? Dr. Phil says, "Bullsh*t" about the bail out on Letterman..I say FIRE THEM ALL. Read this and FORWARD TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE. FIRE THE POLITICIANS. NO MORE INCUMBANTS! YOU'RE FIRED.

THE US GOVERNMENT IS CRAZY, BUSH GONE MAD, CONGRESS INSANE
700 BILLION TO THE PEOPLE NOT

CORPORATIONS YOU IDIOTS
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Not to Criticize, I AM A PATRIOT, but this GOVERNEMENT, PRESIDENT, and CONGRESS ARE NUTSO,INSANE, WACKO, LUNATICS, OUT OF THEIR MINDS, RETARDED, SICK, and A BUNCH OF CROOKS WITH NO BRAINS.
(NO OFFENSE)!!!

WE NEED TO GIVE THE 700 BILLION to the 4.
7 million UNEMPLOYED, and ALL THOSE HOMEOWNERS in FORECLOSURE TO PAY THEIR FREAKING MORTGAGES and FIX THE MORTGAGE COMPANIES from the BOTTOM UP, not from the RICH DOWN!

WHO'S CHAIN YOU YANKING DUBYA? YOU KIDDING ME?
IN an economy this sick you need CITIZENS TO SPEND MONEY, SO YOU GIVE THE ONES WHO NEED IT, FORECLOSED HOMEOWNERS, HOMELESS, UNEMPLOYED, the 700 BILLION, and let them feed whatever CORPORATIONS THEY CHOOSE, not what BIG GOVERNMENT CHOOSES BLOCKHEADS. I'm TICKED OFF, as THIS IS NOT A CURE THEY OFFER, IT IS PURE DISASTER, and should they give Money to the Corporations, they might as well blow it out the window. PEOPLE NEED HELP NOT CORPORATIONS DODO BIRD.


WILL SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE? THEWORLD IS GONE MAD, and THE LEADERS ARE INSANE.


PEOPLE NEED MONEY.

HELLO? ANYONE OUT THERE LISTENING TO ME?
PEOPLE NEED MONEY.

SEND EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN "IN NEED" $35,000 each, to PAY UP THEIR BILLS, MORTGAGES, AND INSURANCE COMPANIES to keep them alive.

YOU GIVE THE MONEY TO THE SHOPPERS NOT THE SELLERS IDIOTS!!!

Arrrrggghhhhhh...IT drivesme MAD how the American PUBLIC SWALLOWS THIS BULLSH*T AND HOW THEY JUST LET THIS CORRUPT, INSANE GOVERNMENT DO AS THEY PLEASE, getting ready to put yet ANOTHER PAIR OF ORANGUTANGS IN OFFICE, to throw the U.S back into the 3rd WORLD SO THAT THE AL QUAEDA, BIN LADEN, and all the "So called Terrorists" will win the War. Their Plan, BANKRUPT THE U.S.A.
, and throw us all into a DEPRESSION!

GIVE THE MONEY TO THE UNEMPLOYED, HOMELESS, and THOSE WHOM ARE BEING FORECLOSED not the STUPID CORPORATIONS WHO DON'T HAVE A CLUE and who have been RIPPING US ALL OFF FOR YEARS (AIG TOOK $150,000 OVER what my Dad's life insurance policy, they are theives, and the US wants to GIVE THEM MONEY)

THIS IS LUNACY..

WHAT'S NEXT IN THIS CIRCUS CALLED LIFE.

SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE, the WORLD HAS GONE MAD..
GIVE THE MONEY TO THE PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, not the CORPORATIONS you IDIOTIC, MORONIC excuses for LEADERSHIP.


I SAY FIRE THEM ALL.

NO INCUMBENTS ALLOWED NEXT TERM. YOU ARE ALL FIRED.

NEW LEADERSHIP FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE.

IF OBAMA WINS, and SOMEONE SHOOTS HIM, it will make RODNEY KING LOOK LIKE A JOKE. WE ARE TALKING REVOLUTION HERE IF SOMEONE HARMS THAT MAN. PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS! IT'S CRITICAL TO THE SAFETY and FUTURE OF THE USA.

I'm OUT.

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BENEFITS OF LICORICE, 100 things ALL MEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

 



100 THINGS ALL MEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
Posted in IN GENERAL on Jan 25, 2007 at 12:45 PM

100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Main Reason: To avoid going out with you. And remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.

99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.

98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.

97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.

96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.

95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

93. Girls who say, “I love sports!” are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about, are not.

92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she’s most fertile.

91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.

89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

88. “If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late.”—Claire, 27

87. Your female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterparts—and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion.

86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.

85. A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200 years, so unless she’s Norwegian, her towhead might be bottled.

84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute—scientific proof most women are decent in bed.

83. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.

82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

81. The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.

80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.

79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.

78. “I hate when my boyfriend is sweaty and tries to lie down on top of me or cuddle after I’ve come. Wait five minutes.”—Erin, 21

77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.

74. “Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom.”—Suzy, 31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.

71. “Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do—lower abdomen, nipples—we just get rid of them.”—Katie, 26

70. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians . . . she still won't approve.

69. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.

68. Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana, lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas, California: 114 males for every 100 females.

67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

66. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

65. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win. The best way . . . be honest with her and dump her.

64. An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man has brown hair and blue eyes.

63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women ages 18 to 59 hold out for their honeymoon.

62. A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.

61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.

60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.

59. “When I’m drunk, I can’t come. Not even with a vibrator.”—Lauren, 35

58. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.

57. Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash.

56. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,” says Evie, 22.

53. According to the American Association of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Angelina Jolie’s lips were the most requested celebrity feature among all female patients in 2004.

52. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.

51. Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.

50. Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet—which they can’t stand.

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

48. Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure.

47. According to the U.S. Bureau of Statistics, 23 percent of 18- to 34-year-old women live with their parents, versus 31 percent of you losers.

46. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild. Jäger helps.

45. Twenty-three percent of Maxim magazine readers are women.

44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.

41. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her and she already has what she wants, your money. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.

40. About half of all brides will lose a good friend over a ridiculous bridesmaid squabble.

39. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

38. Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.

37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.

36. “At one point or another, I’ve gone through your things looking for any evidence from past relationships. I’m talking photographs, postcards, mementos, address books, diaries. If you don’t like it, get rid of this stuff before letting me in your apartment. It’s not about trust; it’s about curiosity, and it drives us crazy till it’s been satiated.”—Caroline, 28

35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

34. Chick rock strikes a deeply primal chord inside women while simultaneously revolting men. Just sit back and let her sing the Sarah McLachlan or Ani DiFranco song. It’s only about four minutes long.

33. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing. Shasta!

32. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

31. Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP.

30. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 21

29. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.

28. Breast augmentation surgery has grown by 257 percent since 1997. The most popular size? C-cup. As if you didn’t know.

27. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage.

26. Put down the Drakkar and grab a box of Good & Plenty. Women are turned on by the scent of black licorice.

25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.

24. A good but flawed man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.

23. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.

22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.

20. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

19. The more piercings she has, the more places she’ll let you put it.

18. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.

17. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

16. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

15. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.

14. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.

13. “Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay.”—Elena, 28

12. Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

11. She likes one of your friends.

10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

9. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

8. Sixty percent of women in the United States color their hair, according to L’Oréal (who are obviously hoping they can peer-pressure the other 40 percent).

7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.

6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)

5. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.

4. Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”

2. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

Licorice

   FROM: http://www.womens-health-symmetry.com/licorice.html

Licorice is a perennial herb native to southern Europe, Asia and the Mediterranean.

The herb is extensively cultivated in Russia, Spain, Iran and India.

Licorice is one of the most popular and widely consumed herbs in the world.

Although many know this herb for its flavoring in candy, licorice is believed to contains many health benefits.

Ancient cultures on every continent have used licorice, with the first recorded use by the Egyptians in the 3rd century BC.

The Egyptians and the Greeks recognized the licorice herb's benefits in treating coughs and lung disease.

Licorice is the second most prescribed herb in China followed by ginseng, it is suggested for dealing with the spleen, liver and kidney.

The Japanese use a licorice preparation to control hepatitis.

The most common medical use for licorice is for supporting upper respiratory track health.

The main constituent found in the root is glycyrrhizin. The plant also contains various sugars (14%), starches (30%), flavonoids, saponoids, sterols, amino acids, gums, and essential oil. Glycyrrhizin, stimulates the secretion of the adrenal cortex hormone aldosterone.

Licorice is effective as a cough suppressant. Licorice rhizomes have a high mucilage content which, when mixed with water or used in cough drops, soothe mucous membranes.

Licorice apparently also has an expectorant effect which increases the secretion of the bronchial glands.

Licorice is thought to be an effective to soothe throat, lung, and bronchial membranes.

Homeopathic use of licorice for gastric irritation dates back to the first century.

Today, herbal preparations are used to support the digestive system.

Rarely used alone, licorice is a common component of many herbal teas as mild laxative, a diuretic, and for flatulence.

Licorice has also been known to soothe joints and support normal blood sugar.

The licorice root extract produces mild estrogenic effects, and it has proven useful in supporting stress of menopause and menstruation.

The constituent glycyrrhizin is 50 times sweeter than sugar, making it a widely used ingredient in the food industry.

The distinctive flavor of licorice makes it a popular additive to baked confections, liqueurs, ice cream and candies.

Licorice is also widely used in medicines to mask bitter tastes and also to prevent pills from sticking together.

Licorice has also been used in poultices for control of dermatitis and skin infections. It helps to open the pores and is used in combination with other cleansing and healing herbs as an emollient.

Common Use: Licorice is an ingredient in many cough medicines and a popular and well known remedy for bronchial distress. Licorice can have a beneficial effect on digestive processes.

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FIFTH PANZER-"DEFECTION," Copyright 2007/2008, FARLEY MALORRUS

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, COPYRIGHT, 2007, FARLEY MALORRUS "DEFECTION" Chapter......(FIFTH PANZER, A NOVEL I AM WRITING) FLASHBACK BY COLONEL BAKER C COMPANY BEFORE CROSSING INTO GERMANY..... "It was late morning and the foggy myst wore off...I could hear the sound of tanks in the distance. It sounded like a stampede of 1000 horses. The men were spent but frisky, and although we had no tank support, we did have artillery, and attitude. The column got closer, and eventually shadows could be seen over the horizon of their approach. It looked like a company or maybe a division. We had 120 men, exhausted, tired, and mentally freaked out from the previous 4 days of non stop battle. 300 of our guys dead. The order was given to "Lock and Load." With tank traps set, mines placed, snipers in place, bazookas in the trees, and artillery on call so we watched and waited........The tanks stopped, as did the rest of the approaching German battalian.The silence was eery. Sorely outnumbered, without radio, and cornered in a ravine, I knew nothing else to do but sweat in 40 degree weather, and Pray. The tanks opened fire, as the sound of 88's roared, and started to pound us. A decision had to be made, as we were spotted. Cut and run or fight...." "I called in the spot, and the Artillery opened up like the Gates of Hell itself had opened. I saw most of my guys trying to keep their heads down, as the German Regiment opened up on us and scattered. I couldn't understand why they stopped, they paused, and seemed to just stare at us...It was a conundrum....."DEFECTION) CURRENT TIME "Vat iz Zis? The Commander ist Dead? Rommel ist Dead? VAS? Nein, NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZIS CANNOT BE TRUE? HOW DID ZIS HAPPEN???????????? OUR COMMANDER KILLED BY THE FUHRER?" "It is true, Rommel was forced to take poison when Hitler found out he was in on the assassination attempt, in fact, set up to be the new President of a Democratic Germany. Rommel's family was threatened if he insisted on a trial; he had no choice to save his beloved wife and son. It was fast, as they drove off he drank the cyanide, died in seconds, and buried with all Military Honor......Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox," The "Hero of Germany," the man responsible for the Invasion of Europe and Africa is dead, by Hitlers cronies. (Pregnant pause as General Von Brandt sinks deep into introspection) "Bring ze high command of the Battlion to my tent immediately. We are holding the south flank of defense right now, but the men must know..."  ( (

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"Men, our leader, Rommel, is dead, at Hitlers hand. The truth will spread through the camp as it has like lightning. As a Prussian, like the Field Marshall, this does not bode well for us. My choice to you is grim and deadly.........................Do we continue to fight for the madman, or do we try to defect to an angry, bitter, vindictive allied army, which would hardly trust us. The choice may be a loss in any event, but it is my belief we defect, what say thee?" (Pregnant pause with seething anger abound) Von STrapt: DEFECT Hager: DEFECT BRAUNSER: DEFECT HAUSER: DEFECT MEIRHAUSEN: DEFECT VAN BOREN: DEFECTLoudly) So, the deepest Core of the German Army, of the proud Vehrmacht,the 'Special Forces and Veterans,' the men responsible for at one time winning the War for the Axis, decide in unison to defect and surrender, and decide to present it to the men, awaiting any rebuttals.... The minutes stretched into hours, and the hours to dawn, when word let out that 5 men, supposedly SS operatives sabotaged the ammo dump and fled before dawn. The sabotage was stopped, but the word was out, that ROMMEL'S 5TH PANZER WAS PLANNING TO DEFECT AS A BLOCK of 10,000 men, 35 Panzer and Tiger Tanks, 20 half Tracks, 15 Artillery, and 15 Trucks...The order was given to break camp, load weapons, and place a blue ribbon on your uniform in case we run into unfriendly German Troops on our now quest to reach the American lines through 5 SS Panzer Divisions in front of us.....The Sun rose, the air was wet, the fog came in, and the Battalion started down the road to Stuttgart, and confront what was ahead.....Copyright, Farley Malorrus 2007, 2008. All Rights Reserved.




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The Tongue Twister Database
This page was originally created to give a good group of tongue twisters to people in speech therapy, to people who want to work on getting rid of an accent, or to people who just plain like tongue twisters. I hope you enjoy them.

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Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bitof better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Three free throws.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Knapsack straps.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Inchworms itching.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

The myth of Miss Muffet.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.

Cheap ship trip.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Lovely lemon liniment.

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Fat frogs flying past fast.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Greek grapes.

The boot black bought the black boot back.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Moose noshing much mush.

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Six short slow shepherds.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Peggy Babcock.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Black bug's blood.

Flash message!

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.

Six sticky sucker sticks.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Six sharp smart sharks.

What a shame such a shapely sash
should such shabby stitches show.

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.

Betty better butter Brad's bread.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Sixish.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Thieves seize skis.

Chop shops stock chops.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

Truly rural.

The blue bluebird blinks.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

The Leith police dismisseth us.

The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Ed had edited it.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Pacific Lithograph.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.

Preshrunk silk shirts

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

Good blood, bad blood.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Are our oars oak?

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

A lusty lady loved a lawyer
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

The epitome of femininity.

She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Please pay promptly.

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you'll play professionally.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
Andso one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

Will you, William?

Mix, Miss Mix!

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear
when Washington's washer woman went west?

Two toads, totally tired.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

The sawingest saw I ever saw saw
was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Strange strategic statistics.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

Ned Nott was shot

and Sam Shott was not.

So it is better to be Shott

than Nott.

Some say Nott

was not shot.

But Shott says

he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott

was not shot,

or

Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,

Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,

then Shott was shot,

not Nott.

However,

the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --

but Nott.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Three twigs twined tightly.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!

Shredded Swiss chesse.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

Irish wristwatch.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.

Tragedy strategy.

Selfish shellfish.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the
volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

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NEW YORK GIANTS BEAT THE PATS 17 to 14 as PREDICTED BY FARLEY MALORRUS

The New YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS are SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS, and you read about it RIGHT HERE in my journal.
THE GIANTS WON IN THE MOON WOBBLE 17 to 14 as Predicted by YOURS TRULY FARLEY MALORRUS, of http://www.radioastrology.com

If you ever doubted ASTROLOGY WAS TRUE AND POWERFUL.....NOW YOU KNOW....
Money has been WON by all those who took the 14 points and WON THE GAME STRAIGHT UP.....
Another Championship Prediction notch on my record.
Not to brag, but ASTROLOGY DOES WORK...
The World is in a MOON WOBBLE Phase ALL OF FEBRUARY which is full of disappointments...mainly for favored NEW ENGLAND against the HUGE UNDERDOG GIANTS.

SO, that's the latest Sports news..
GIANTS WIN SUPERBOWL AS PREDICTED RIGHT HERE...
17-14 over FAMED UNDEFEATED NEW ENGLAND.
HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYONE.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CHAMPION GIANTS!
FARLEY MALORRUS
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GIANTS TO WIN SUPER BOWL OR BEAT SPREAD BY FARLEY MALORRUS

Everything I feel (& My Astrological Enclave) tells me GIANTS to WIN SUPER BOWL, or at least BEAT 14 Point Spread...Go Eli.....Also, Giants Defense, Creams Brady's Ankle, Film at 11. By Farley Malorrus
Moon Wobble all of February equals Moon Wobble Super Bowl or Disappointment for Patriots Nation...
DURING THE CURRENT FEBRUARY MOON WOBBLE, I have to FAVOR TAKING THE 14 POINTS (BUY 1/2 if you need to), and the fact TOM BRADY HAS A BAD ANKLE and the GIANTS DEFENSE Will be keying on that.....ALSO, NEPTUNE IN AQUARIUS GOES AGAINST LEOS during AQUARIUS TIME, when LEOS NORMALLY have tons of stress, BRADY being the Resident LEO...14 Points is Way too much in my opinion, but Don't let me sway you on whom to bet...
Here's more from Greg Coselle from the SPORTING NEWS on why the GIANTS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL, or at least beat the spread. "You know, I don't care WHOM you are, it's tough to win 18 or 19 games in the NFL...and The GIANTS Almost beat these guys in New England..
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Defense will make the Giants champions

By Greg Cosell - SportingNews

On the final weekend of December, with an undefeated regular season on the line, New England came from behind in the fourth quarter to beat the Giants, 38-35. But don't let the Patriots' perfect season blind you to the fact it was a hard-fought, tightly contested game featuring two evenly matched teams.

The Giants almost saddled the Patriots with their first loss and are quite capable of doing so in Super Bowl 42. It says here, they will.

It was the Giants' defense that was mostly responsible for the three-point loss. One glaring statistic, and a very important one, was the number of plays run by New England: 69 to the Giants' 52. Discounting four kneeldowns by Tom Brady, the Patriots had 43 called passes and 22 called runs. That's 66 percent pass, which has been the Patriots' M.O. in almost every game this season.

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Brady completed 32 passes against the Giants, 11 to Wes Welker and eight to Kevin Faulk. Welker and Faulk are the two most critical components of the Patriots' offense. When you throw the ball as much as New England does, the sustaining elements of the passing gameare much more important than the big-play feature. It's Welker and Faulk who generate the week-to-week consistency of this predominantly one-dimensional offense, not Randy Moss.

Moss, however, was a key factor against the Giants. He caught six passes for 100 yards and two touchdowns, including a 65-yarder in the fourth quarter that gave New England the lead. It came on a third-and-10 in which the Giants blew the coverage and Moss ran free down the sideline. Brady, well protected against a blitz, calmly hit Moss in stride. That's the brilliance of Brady and the Patriots' offense. You make a mistake, they exploit it.

It was not surprising the play came against a blitz. Under defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo, the Giants are an attacking defense that has blitzed on more than 35 percent of all called passes this season, including the three playoff wins. In that December 29 matchup against New England, Brady scorched the Giants' blitz, completing 14 of 18 for 174 yards and two touchdowns. His QB rating against the blitz was 144.0.

Let's spin this forward to February 3 in Arizona. The Giants' aggressive approach is the right one against Brady and the Patriots' passing game, regardless of what happened a month ago. They must challenge New England's offensive line both mentally and physically. It's a smart, cohesive group that understands pressures and adjustments, but it lacks premier athleticism and movement.

Spagnuolo will make the linemen think and react on the move. Even though the result did not reflect it, the Giants did an excellent job mixing fronts, pressures and coverages in that first game. They at times broke down the Patriots' protections both by winning individual matchups and with scheme and design. There is a lot to build on for Spagnuolo, and he will not be passive.

The counterargument, of course, is that Brady is so good in the pocket sensing and feeling pressure that he more often than not compensates for the limitations of his line. That was critical in the first matchup, given the number of times the Giants' pressure was a factor.

The outcome of Super Bowl 42 will hinge most directly on the ability of the Giants to consistently pressure Brady. There is no doubt in my mind that Bill Belichick is focusing first and foremost on pass protection in his preparation.

He knows that the Giants' two safeties, James Butler and Gibril Wilson, lack range in coverage and can be attacked and beaten at the intermediate and deeper levels. Butler, in particular, is a weak link as a coverage safety. He simply can't run very well, and he will be targeted by the Patriots through the use of personnel and formations.

One other point about Brady. He is the best there is at manipulating and moving defenders to create passing lanes to deliver the football. The Giants' secondary at times struggled with that, allowing Brady to move them with shoulder rolls and pump fakes. Those mistakes are correctable, and Spagnuolo will instruct his backs to maintain their coverage responsibilities until Brady releases the ball. It's about discipline.

Expect the Giants to match up with six defensive backs when the Patriots go with their three- and four-wide receiver packages. Safety Michael Johnson has become a significant contributor as the dime player, aligning primarily as a linebacker, but clearly bringing more speed and quickness to the defense.

Don't be misled by the Patriots' running game out of two- and three-tight end personnel in the AFC championship game; they don't want to play that way. They took that approach only because they were not having success throwing the ball, and because Brady tweaked his ankle late in the first quarter. They are a passing team, and in the controlled climate of Glendale, Ariz., they will align with Brady in the shotgun and toss the ball around. Don't be surprised if the no-huddle is a significant part of their approach.

It's a prolific passing game, but the Giants can handle it. It will come down to two things: pressure and coverage discipline. I think they'll have both things covered and will make enough plays to raise the Vince Lombardi Trophy in the desert.

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GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME (Makes Interesting Reading)

RESUME 

GEORGE W. BUSH 

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520 

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: 

Law Enforcement: 

I was arrested in Kennebunkport,Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texasdriving record has been "lost" and is not available. 

Military: 

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. 

College: 

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. 

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. 

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: 

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in theUnion. During my tenure,Houston replaced Los Angelesas the most smog-ridden city in America. 

I cut taxes and bankrupted theTexas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. 

Iset the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. 

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: 

I am the first President in U.S.history to enter office with a criminal record. 

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. 

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. 

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.history. 

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. 

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. 

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues. 

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. 

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. 

I am the all- time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. 

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud inU.S. history, Enron. 

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. 

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. 

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convict ed criminals to be awarded government contracts. 

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S.history. 

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President inU.S. history. 

I am the first President in U.S.history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. 

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. 

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. 

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television. 

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history. 

I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after theWorld Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. 

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind. 

I am the first President in U.S.history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community. 

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime. 

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the l ies on our British friends. 

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. 

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. 

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

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THESE TRANSITS ARE A BITCH By Farley Malorrus

These Transits are a BITCH
By Farley Malorrus

I've always lived under the regime that there is nothing bad in an Astrology chart, that we must fail or lose in order to grow and gain, or to become aware. The latest entry of Mars in Gemini Opposition Pluto In Sagittarius, plus Uranus in Pisces Opposite Saturn in Virgo, not to mention all the oppositions when the Sun and Jupiter in Capricorn were opposite Mars this last couple weeks and Venus square Saturn, it's enough to even drive this Astrologer mad!

I just got over a 2 day bout with the stomach flu, talking to my tons of antibodies from having the flu about 20 times in my life (works better than a flu shot praying to your antibodies to fight on!), so I slept for 2 days and fasted, and happy to report the fever has broke. Still, the Planets are in some stress aspects, major stress aspects, meaning they are opposite each other and at right angles to each other. This spells stress, karma, maintenance, (MY RV has been in the shop for 2 months from being vandalized and it's taking forever to fix!), now taxes, and with the upcoming Presidential races, I would not be surprised to see someone different win in almost every state! I don't think that will happen, but let's just say with these aspects, I wouldn't be surprised to see a yo yo effect politically.

President Bush is hanging in there, and staying low, with his assassination profile in RED, I would suggest he not go to any 3rd World countries for awhile....His assassination aspect lasts at least 2 years, (Even when he's out of office).

Now, who would want to hurt poor old President Bush? What a guy, eh? He's only put the United States in debt by 3 trillion dollars, had over 3,000 American Soldiers killed, over a million Iraqis, and Afghanis killed, and maybe 30,000 U.S. Soldiersmaimed...

So, what has Bush done for us lately? Not a good time for Cancer people in general with Jupiter in Cancer and soon Mars going direct and opposed it once again.

The stock market is hanging in there, even though the recession is now in full tilt, and with the oncoming release of the latest car, the "TATA," which is only $2,500; it's as if someone knows people will be running out of money, so they are preparing by having a tiny little car that will be affordable even for the poor.

The Planets are in the strangest place I have seen in awhile, so I won't be surprised at any of the headlines, and I realized that even though we spent 3 trillion dollars, since 911, that we have NOT HAD ANOTHER terrorist act in the U.S. A steep price to pay to fend off paranoia, so one wonders if Bin Laden is really a terrorist or just involved in some kind of mind control conspiracy to reinforce 'the New World Order.'

I was wondering, ironic that Barack Obama won Iowa, considering rumor has it, he may even have a Muslim background. Can you imagine? The Republicans should have a field day with that should he be nominated, as it's a slam dunk the American people would not elect a Muslim President while we are still at war in Muslim countries, or not?

I'm just happy to be healthy and get my bills paid, and considering where all these planets are, if your life is going to hell, if you are in hell, or if you haven't been feeling too good lately, it may have something to do with the strange mix of energies out there in the Universe affecting us all. It reminds me of what Kanye West says in his song 'Stronger,' that whatever doesn't kill us, makes us stronger.

Happy also to report, my nephew Matt is coming back from IRAQ this month, and he tellsme, there was no evidence of War the whole year he was there. NO sound of fighting, gunfire, or insurgency... Maybe this IRAQ war is the perverted fantasy of some big wig arms dealer who gets off on selling trillions of dollars worth of armament at the American Peoples expense...Imagine being overseas in a war zone, with no war....What's wrong with this picture?
Someone told me once that the U.S. was taken over in a Coup in 1963 when JFK was killed, and that the New World Order had taken over at that point. That means we really don't have any freedoms any more, that all the elections are rigged, and in general, that someone out there must think the American people in general are retarded.

Depending on whom we elect as our next President, I think that answer should be clear. I mean we did elect Bush twice? Or was it the supreme court, or maybe those bogus voting machines? IN any event, hang in there through these aspects, and if you are turning 30, 60, or 90, best take things one day at a time, and take care of yourself, as Saturn has come back around to Virgo to do it's deed.

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Through Failure and Loss come Strength and Rebirth By Farley Malorrus

Though, By Farley Malorrus

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Though the Rain falls through the month; Though the snow storm from the day; Though the sun burns the desert heat; Though the battle rages to the sea. Though the desperate hearts of Mothers cry; Though the fleeting moments till we die; Though the ice that forms the window pane; Though the locusts come from the rain; Though the insects infest the house we live; Though the poisons in the food they give; Though the odds seems mounted up against; Though I pray we save with our brave stance; Though the mountains roar, and volcanoes blow; Though the blizzard builds up mounds of snow; Though the toil of our work today; Though the lessons of our life to pay; Though the challenge seems too much to stand; Though the colors of life seem bland; Though the flood, the hurricane doth strike; Though the waters of the sea doth rise; Though I climb the mountain to escape; Though I know I'm strong enough to make; Though the World falls apart around me; Though I struggle just to find the key; Though I starve and thirst like no other; Though I fight to save my sis and brother; Though no one gave us chance to live; Though we make it for as God to give; For the strength of human heart doth grind, to keep the balance of the mind, to make us strong like the best metal, and fight our way until we settle; Though the battle rages oh so close; Though I lose my friends and family most; Though my pets do vanish one by one; Though my heart still pound when they are gone; Though sometimes it seems too hard; Though I must act like a Bard; Though the end seems near and futile; Though I can be strong and brutal; For I carry on the role of those that many paid a grievous toll, to fire up the hearts of Kings; To conquer fear and seek Gold Rings; to never quit, or say die, to always hold your head up high. To face the challenges as they come, and embrace your fear as you are ONE. Though life has been hard on me; Though I felt I had to be. Though I thought I'd lose it all. Now, I know what is my call. Champion of those around us; Heroes to the Queen; Savior of the fruits of lessons, never to be mean. Strong and smart as Superman, able to then stand, and face whatever is thrown at me, that I would win and then be free. Though the darkness fights to win, I'll save the light to fight again. Though the evil spreads it's fear, the Champion of Love comes near. Though you think you have it bad, and that which makes you sad. It's tears that drain the poison fear, and helps you strengthen for what comes near. Though it seems we cannot win; we must succeed to fight again. Though life is a mystery, we must fight on to find the key. Though the thoughts do permeate, of all the fear, and all the hate, the power of God propels us now to overcome it all somehow, and surface from beyond the dark, and embrace the light where we can park. Our thoughts do dwell upon our fears, which can be cured with hearty tears, to drain the weak and negative, and enhance the strong within. The only way to live your life, is to carry on again.

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The Merriest of Christmas' and the Happiest of New Years to any and all of my journal readers, and may God Bless you, keep you well, safe, and happy in 2008.
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The Precipice of Oblivion BY Farley Malorrus

The Precipice of Oblivion
By Farley Malorrus
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"As I stand on the precipice overlooking oblivion, I wonder what it's all for. The good vs evil, the love vs hate, the black and the white, the truth and lies. Life is in itself an anomale of incongruities, conundrums, and riddles, which may never be solved, even at or after death. The unknown lies beyond the realm of all known thought and reality. The ascended one's, the annoited one's, the luminaries, the all aware beings are the one's who embrace the most pain, as they can feel the good with the bad. Try as they may to block out the negative, or dark Universe, they cannot, because you cannot have the good without the bad. It's the balance of this Universe. One wonders if there is a heavenly realm, and I do believe with all my heart and soul that there is; what kind of balance exists there, and if there be a negative quality in the heavenly realm, perhaps that may be why the Earth plain is filled with so many lost, lonely, depressed, disillusioned, and dysfunctional souls, trapsing around in the dark like a blind man with no clue.  On this Christmas, I am reminded of a great man, in fact many great men and women, who have died throughout history in order that many of us have life and the illusion of freedom. Are we ever really free while we are alive, or is freedom granted our soul as a positive option at death...I will move on through the storm, and I will push on through the rain, the wind, the turmoil, and the ordeal which I must embrace in order to survive. I will go forth into the unknown minutia of life in order to graduate into something better. As the saying goes, it is always darkest before the dawn, and as dark as it may seem in many of our lives, I do believe in hope, faith, and serenity as the result of what this Universe and life are all about. Merry Christmas Everyone, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Kwanza, and may your dreams be fulfilled and your life and the lives of your love ones be healthy and happy.
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What Really Happened to CHANDRA LEVY PART II, SEE PART I BELOW

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Anyone "connecting the dots" would have to conclude that Chandra Levy had come upon some of the most incredible intelligence secrets in history, including the plan to use huge terrorist strikes in America to justify global wars, finance the military industrial complex, and justify a police state here at home in a huge power grab. David Schippers, Chief Council for the House Judiciary Committee and head prosecutor responsible for conducting the impeachment against former President Clinton, went public revealing that in the months BEFORE the 9-11 attacks, many FBI agents had come to him informing him about the impending attacks. These agents knew the names of the hijackers, the targets of their attacks, the proposed dates, and the sources of the terrorists' funding, etc., many months in advance of the 9/11 attacks. The FBI command pulled them off of their investigations into these terrorists and threatened them with the National Security Act. They told them that if they talked about any of the information pertaining to their investigations that they would be prosecuted. So many of them sought the council of Mr. Schippers wanting to get somebody in the U.S. government to take action against these terrorists before their plan could be implemented. Mr. Schippers talked to many Congressmen and Senators, and tried to get a hold of Att. Gen. John Ashcroft, all only to get the run-around.

Chandra Levy, through her sensitive position in the Federal Bureau of Prisons, through their computers and facilities, and human intelligence contacts, and through her intimate relationship with a congressman on the intelligence commitee, unearthed a dangerous group of details related to the coming 9-11 attacks, the same information the FBI agents had brought to Schippers. She had none of the restrictions the FBI agents had, or so she thought, and apparently was about to go public with the information. The MOSSAD had tried to warn American intelligence about their knowledge of the planned 9-11 attacks, and were met with indifference. Was at least some of the information they had, been obtained from their agent, the now missing Levy? It would seem highly likely.

ROCK CREEK PARK...SCENE OF THE CRIME
It would also seem that all of this would end Chandra Levy's life. Shortly after signing off of her computer at 1 pm, on May 1, 2001, she walked out of her apartment to meet someone at the Klingle Mansion, an old building now being used as a storage facility, in a remote section of Rock Creek Park, a large, forested area in Washington D.C. about two miles from Levy's apartment. A perfect spot, if you want no witnessess. At this point, she was either abducted or murdered. Her body was discovered in the woods a short distance from the Klingle Mansion. One of the last things she did on her computer on the day she disappeared was visit the MapQuest website to look up a map of Rock Creek Park, and specifically, Klingle Mansion.

On September 11, 2001, five Israelis were seen atop a white panel van in New York City. They were using a video camera. This Israeli spy team videotaped the entire terrorist incident from START to FINISH. Nearby observers who clandestinely saw them were astonished to see the five men shouting joyously and jumping up and down as the explosions ripped through the towers and each building collapsed. These nearby witnesses phoned the NYC police and the FBI. The FBI came and arrested the five, who turned out to be Israelis carrying false visa papers. The five were stripped of their clothes, incarcerated in dark jail cells, and interrogated nonstop for hours by FBI agents. The FBI interrogators believed the five were Israeli MOSSAD spy agents. Their arrest alerted the FBI to the existence of some 200 Israeli "commandos" training at a warehouse in New Jersey. They and the five arrested were "employed" by a bogus moving company owned by an Israeli. After diplomatic intervention at the highest levels of the Israeli and U.S. governments, the NYC FBI squad was ordered to cease their investigation, release the five suspects, and turn them over to the Israeli Consul. They were immediately flown to Israel. It seems highly likely that these events were the result of advance intelligence information obtained by Chandra Levy, and passed on to Israel prior to her May 1st abduction.

Chandra was also friendly with a circle of Republicans that include George W. Bush's strategy chief, Karl Rove. Of course, not a lot of people knew, or know, that Chandra Levy went to Bush's January 20th, 2001 inauguration, had a seat in the VIP section, and attended one of the balls. There also was MORE sensitive material Chandra Levy had access to. For example, that the government knowingly arranged for their business partner, Drug Kingpin Carlos Lehder, to disappear from the Federal prison system. He was allowed to disappear from the U.S., thanks to the corruption and connivance at the highest levels of the government. Coral Talavera, the wife of Lehder, in an on-the-record interview, has made it clear that Lehder is out of prison, working for the United States government, and is directly connected to the CIA, and the U.S. Treasury. This scenario was well supported by statements from a number of credible sources, including reporters, and Lehder's prosecutor former U.S. Attorney Robert Merkle.

That the the F.B.I. claimed for so long that they had no idea who or what was behind the murder of Chandra Levy is just an outright lie. They know, and knew from the start, that she was being used by the MOSSAD to obtain top secret information. The lead FBI investigator in the Chandra Levy case was Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett. He is known as "The Fixer", because he is called in to find patsy's to take the blame for government murders. Notice a few details from his past: Garrett was the lead FBI investigator in the strange death of Clinton White House Deputy Counsel Vincent W. Foster. Foster's body was, like Levy's, found in a heavily wooded area near Washington D.C.. The official cause of death, touted from the outset as a suicide, was declared due to a gunshot fired into the mouth. The weapon, said to be a black 1913 Army Colt .38 Special six-shot revolver, was said to have been found in Foster's hand. It is significant, therefore, to note that x-rays of the initial autopsy of Vincent Foster's corpse are listed by Federal coroners as now being "missing", and that no one in the Foster family recalls there being a firearm of that model or appearance anywhere, ever, in their residence. Also, there was no blood found on the cuff, sleeve, or wrist of Foster, as would have been elicited naturally, from what they call "blowback", by a self-inflicted gunshot held close inside the soft-palate. The first witness to find the body insisted that there had been no gun near the body. The memory in Foster's pager had been erased. Foster's office at the White House was looted. Secret Service agent Henry O' Neill watched Hillary Clinton's chief of staff, Margaret Williams, carry boxes of papers out of Foster's office before the Police showed up to seal it. There were indications the body had been moved, and a Secret Service memo surfaced which reported that Foster's body had been found in his car! Garrett helped to completly cover up these glaring inconsistencies.

Garrett was also the lead FBI investigator in the murder of Clinton White
House intern, Mary Caitrin Mahoney. You see, A U.S. Secret Service Agent
assigned to checking doors at the White House, opened a door one night and found Hillary Clinton in a compromising sexual position with Ms. Mahoney, a known lesbian since her high school days. Hillary was furious and whacked him in the head with a metal ashtray. Ms. Mahoney was shot to death at a Starbucks Coffee Shop, right in the heart of Washington DC, a short time later. On July 7, 1997 Mahoney was in the Starbucks cafe cleaning up after closing time with co-workers Emory Evans and Aaron Goodrich. Sometime after 9pm, two gunmen got inside and shot all three to death. Mahoney was singled out for the most horrendous fate - as if she'd been the killers' prime target. Of the ten shots fired, she was hit five times at point blank range, including at least once in the face. The final bullet was delivered to the back of her head after she'd already fallen. In one hand, in a death grip, Mahoney clutched the keys to the store's safe, which held the weekend's receipts of more than $10,000. D.C. cops were mystified by the apparent lack of motive in the crime. The safe hadn't been opened. The cash registers were undisturbed. The store hadn't been ransacked. None of the victims' personal belongings had been touched. One wonders why a high-powered Washington FBI agent, with ties to the intelligence community, was involved in a case claimed to be a routine robbery murder case, supposedly committed by a small time criminal, one Carl Derek Cooper. After 54 hours of questioning by Garrett and another agent, Cooper signed a confession that he immediately repudiated assoonas he got to court. During his 54 hours of interrogation, Cooper had consistently denied the crime and volunteered several times to take a lie detector test. Most of the testimony against him was by agent Garrett, and based on Garrett�s representation of what Cooper had said during the interrogation. The questioning was not recorded or videotaped. Garrett had sucessfully arranged to blame the crime on a vulnerable nobody.

There was a genuinely farcical attempt to pin the Levy murder on a minor criminal, Ingmar Guandique, an illegal immigrant from El Salvador who had been known to assault joggers in the area. After he passed a lie detector test, and the complete lack of any possible similarity between his crimes and the known facts of the Levy case, they had to drop it.

Chandra Levy had expected to stay on as an intern at the Federal Bureau of Prisons until September 2001. Her internship was abrubtly and unexpectedly ended just days before her disappearance. It's likely she was caught going into unauthorized areas. She also had applied for permanent full time jobs with the FBI and the CIA, where full background checks are mandatory. It's likely her snooping at BOP, her relationship with Condit, AND her connections to the MOSSAD had turned up in her background investigation. And THAT made it imperative to get her out of the Bureau of Prisons immediately, and then off the planet. The BOP offered several conflicting versions of why Levy was let go, none of them believable. Also, her relationship with Condit had taken a sudden turn for the worse. Condit was trying to distance himself from Levy, and was becoming annoyed at her increasingly frequent and almost desperate calls. Levy, in the course of her relationship with Condit, had developed an obsession for him, but the relationship was over. Clearly, both Condit and the BOP had been tipped off, and been made aware of her ties to the MOSSAD. Chandra Levy undoubtedly felt betrayed by all concerned. She no longer had reason to hold back on all of the information she had gathered, and was almost certainly going to make it public.
Not only was Chandra Levy snuffed out to eliminate any risk of the impending 9-11 attacks, andthe McVeigh information leaking out such a short time before his scheduled execution, but also to protect high ranking members of the Federal government from having their partnership with drug cartel baron Carlos Lehder, and his disappearance from the Federal Prison System, becoming widely and publicly exposed. So, the Counter-Intelligence Division of the FBI was tapping her phone, and watching her very closely.

These incredible things prove that what is presented to us in the media is almost never what it would seem to be. Through her connections to the MOSSAD, through her internship with the Federal Bureau of Prisons, and access to top security information, and through her involvement with a Congressman, a member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, and having topmost security clearance, and the circumstances in her life just prior to her abduction and murder, one could only conclude that Chandra Levy had knowledge of the Carlos Lehder affair, the Timothy McVeigh matter, and most importantly, the impending 9-11 attacks. Was she about to go public with it? It would seem beyond a shadow of a doubt. On the day before she disappeared, May 1, 2001, she left a message on the phone machine of a close family member. She said that there was something BIG, and something important to
tell them about. She wouldn't say what it was, and that was the last time she was heard from.

CHANDRA LEVY IN ISRAEL, JUST WEEKS BEFORE HER DISAPPEARANCE To those who cannot believe all of this, I contend that you are not only ignoring the opinions of seasoned intelligence operatives, but also ignoring the indisputable truth that all of this is exactly how covert intelligence operations are, and have been conducted, for many years.

So exactly who killed Chandra Levy? Gary Condit, while obviously leaving much to be desired in his personal life, was probably little more than a dupe in all of this. He made the perfect villian, and the perfect fall guy. His sick private life gave him all the reason in the world to act suspicious in the glaring light of media attention. Al Martin, one of America's foremost government whistleblowers, and a retired Navy Lt. Commander, claims there were a mystery set of fingerprints found at the Chandra Levy murder scene. The fingerprints belong to a shadowy figure named Alejandro Martinez, a longtime CIA employee, and former CIA drug pilot during the Iran Contra operation. Martinez had ties to Oliver North. He's disappeared, and nobody knows where he's gone. When he went to buy some false identity papers, apparently because he needed to get out of the United States in a hurry, the match came up. There was obviously another dimension to this story, and you will never hear about it in the mainstream media. The facts point to only one conclusion. That Chandra Levy was the victim of a government hit, and Condit was used as a decoy patsy for a murder network that extends to the very heights of U.S. power.

Chandra Levy was used by everyone involved. She was doing her job, and the hottest intelligence secret of all time fell right into her hands. She was young, naive, and still believed that it was wrong to use mass terrorism as a psychological tool for political purposes. Unfortunately, for this, she paid the ultimate price. To say that the disappearance and death of Chandra Levy was more than the result of a sexual relationship gone bad, is a gross understatement, to say the least. Had she not vanished, it now seems likely that, not only the planned 9-11 attacks could have been stopped, but also that the resultant wars, and world wide chaos that we are now witnessing, would never have happened.

As with Waco, the OKC bombing, and of course 9-11, the establishment put their spin on the Levy story, and nothing more is said. The truth about Chandra Levy will never be told by the mainstream media. Condit lost his bid for re-election, the global wars are raging, with more being planned, and Chandra Levy is just a faded memory. Another lie told, another lie accepted. Mission accomplished. Let's move on. Do not make the mistake of thinking that September 11, 2001 happened the way they brainwashed you to think it did. And try to understand the true nature of the people who control this global government. Illusion is the name of their game, and they're quite skilled at it. They shouldbe. It's a game they've been playing for such a long time.

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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO CHANDRA LEVY
During the summer of 2001, the BIG story was the mysterious disappearance of Chandra Levy on May 1, 2001. Levy had been romantically linked to California congressman Gary Condit. Rumors swirled about Condit's perverse sexual appetite, and how Levy had been done away with, directly or indirectly, by Condit, to keep her from ruining his family and career. However, there is an even more sinister side to this story.

On September 11, 2001, Gary Condit, Chandra Levy, and all the attention they had recieved all that summer, came crashing down along with the World Trade Center Towers. In March 2002 Condit lost his bid for re-election, mostly because of his ties to the scandal. The remains of Levy mysteriously appeared May 22, 2002, over a year from the day she disappeared. How strange, her "Skull and Bones" miraculously appeared in a wooded area in Washington's Rock Creek Park. Massive police searches of Rock Creek park produced no results during the summer of 2001, however the following spring she was discovered by a man whose dog was "looking for turtles". It was declared a homicide by investigators. Most of the incriminating evidence was long gone due to the effects of time. They found her remains deep in the woods, next to a tree. Her leggings had been knotted at the ends, leading to speculation that she had been tied up with them, possibly to the tree. The rest of her faded clothes, including Reebok sneakers, and a USC sweatshirt were nearby. Her walkman was found sitting neatly on a rock, with the headphones still attached. Her hyoid bone, located in the neck, had been damaged, which indicated she was probably strangled. It looked as though she had gone into the woods willingly with someone she knew, and was attacked unexpectedly by that person, or the crime scene was set up to appear that way, perhaps at a later date, which seems more likely, considering her remains would have almost certainly caught the attention of police dogs in 2001. In either case, it was NOT a random robbery or mugging. Whatever coverage this once big story had recieved soon came to an end. As with so many other stories, the Corporate Media gave us the Official Party Line when it came to the Levy story, but this story has many layers, and like an onion, the more layers you unravel, the more it stinks.

After September 11, 2001, people began to remark that all of the attention given the Levy case up to the 9-11 attacks was a blatant example of how the media focuses on trivial events in pursuit of ratings. However, believe it or not, the murder of Levy, and the "911 EMERGENCY DAY" attacks, may be directly related. The timing of her disappearance with the September 11 terrorist attacks, as well as the Timothy McVeigh execution, and the circumstaces in her life just prior to her abduction and murder, cast a dark shadow over the entire Chandra Levy mystery. Evidence indicates that the 24 year old Chandra Levy was an agent working for a renegade faction of the MOSSAD, Israel's top spy agency.

Chandra was good looking, and that was an asset. She was known as a thrill seeker, and wanted to become a latter day Mata Hari, a World War One spy who infiltrated high levels of military commands. Even as a teen, Chandra liked to volunteer to assist the local police in her home town of Modesto, California. She would participate in "sting operations", trying to catch local businesses selling alcohol to minors. Those who knew her say she dreamed of becoming a covert operative with the CIA when she grew up. Just weeks before she vanished, Levy took a trip to Israel. Photos of her in Israel later appeared in Time and other major publications. Israel places great importance in its symbiotic relationship with the USA, and they would be unable to exist without the vast amounts of aid, both military and social welfare, that is sent yearly from the U.S.. They also depend on critical intelligence information that is obtained either through cooperation, or covertly. According to a former MOSSAD agent who wishes to remain anonymous, "Operation Dumb Eagle"is the code name for the spy agency's extensive efforts to infiltrate top levels of the U.S. government through the placement of American Jews in sensitive positions. Part of "Operation Dumb Eagle" is the recruitment, training and placement of attractive Jewish coeds as U.S. Interns.

Chandra Levy attended the University of Southern California to earn a Master's degree in Public Administration. While in California, Levy had served as an intern for Los Angeles Mayor Richard Riordan, and California Governor Gray Davis. There she discovered the private world of high level politicians, many of whom live wild satanic sex lives. She moved from from her home in Modesto to Washington DC in September 2000 to begin an internship at the Federal Bureau of Prisons. After moving to Washington, Chandra was in a perfect position gather top secret information, not only at her job, but also by using her female powers of persuasion. In October 2000, she stopped by the offices of her hometown congressman, Gary Condit. They posed for pictures, and Condit asked Levy if he could see her again sometime. She accepted, and the romance began almost immediatly. The MOSSAD keeps extensive dossiers on a large number of U.S. politicians. And they undoubtedly knew of Condit's wild sex life, and felt that Levy would make the perfect honey trap. Condit's position as a senior member of the intelligence committee would make him a prime target for just such an operation. The sexual seduction of high level government officials by spies is usually of the illicit category, which provides foreign powers the added advantage of being able to better bribe and control the targeted victims, who, as it was with Condit, may be married with children.

As an intern in the Federal Bureau of Prisons during the winter and spring of 2001, she worked in the Public Affairs section, and Press Office. Chandra's co-workers at the Bureau of Prisons praised her work and noted that Chandra was very computer literate. Her last duties at BOP beforeher unexpected termination, and her disappearance, involved helpingarrange media coverage of Timothy McVeigh's execution, originally scheduled for May 16 2001. Chandra had a government signon for Lexis-Nexis that she used at the BOP. There are extensive personal information research capabilities at Nexis, and she had access to those and other highly confidential services as well in working with criminal related research at the BOP. Chandra was in a perfect position to have access to highly classified data about McVeigh, that linked him
to U.S. intelligence operations involving CIA sponsored terrorism, both here and abroad. Chandra would easily be able to obtain this information pertaining to McVeigh, and more importantly, related inside information to the impending 9-11 attacks. Information such as the 1993 WTC bombing materials having been purchased with the credit card of a US Muslim and an FBI provocateur named Melvin Lattimore. Melvin Lattimore was seen by 4 witnesses in McVeigh�s car at the OKC Travelers Aid office adjacent to the Murrah federal building just ONE DAY before the OKC bombing. Six FBI agents spent 9 months browbeating the 4 witnesses, trying to make them change their story about seeing Lattimore at the Travelers Aid. Lattimore was the roommate of the 20th 9/11 hijacker Zacarias Moussaoui while he attended the Airman flight school in Norman Oklahoma in 2000 and 2001. Lattimore was also the roomate of 9/11 hijackers Al Hazmi and Al Shehhi in Norman Oklahoma. At McVeigh's trial his sister read a letter from him to the grand jury in which he told her he was going into the Special Forces Covert Tactical Unit.

Chandra Levy herself checked off McVeigh's visitors. It was reported that she noted some twelve or more visits by Dr. Louis Jolyon West, the UCLA mind control expert for the CIA who pronounced Jack Ruby insane after he suggested a conspiracy in the JFK assassination. He also was the government psychiatrist who handled Sirhan Sirhan while he awaited trial. Jolly West was infamous for his early use of LSD on unsuspecting victims. He was the head of the CIA's mind-control program known as MKULTRA, and was a pioneer of electronic brain experimentation. Chandra's disappearance was conveniently just two weeks before McVeigh's scheduled execution. Due to the discovery of documents that had not been given to McVeigh's defense team, his execution was rescheduled and carried out on June 11, 2001. Rumors ran strong with speculation about the dateof Chandra's disappearance and McVeigh's two execution dates. The information that Chandra Levy possessed would have been far more damaging to the government, and their desire to eliminate the potential loose cannon, McVeigh.

Chandra would also have easy access to information concerning members of the Bin Laden Family residing in the U.S., some of whom had national security
contracts with the U.S. Government. Osama bin Laden, contrary to the lies put
out by the corporate media, was not on the outs with his family, who secretly
funded him. It's no coincidence that right after 9-11, the FBI arranged by plane to whisk many Bin Laden Family members out of the U.S.. Chandra had access to records detailing the clandestine business arrangements between the U.S. government and the Bin Laden Family, along with McVeigh's ties to CIA sponsored domestic and foreign terrorists, all of which would be of great interest to the Israeli government. As I've said, Gary Condit was a senior member of the House Select Committee on Intelligence, privy to closed door sessions dealing with covert operations of the spy community. Chandra was reportedly pumping Condit for hot information, in return for sexual favors. In a People Magazine interview on September 9, 2001, Condit indicated Chandra had a strong interest in the McVeigh case, terrorism, and the middle east. "She was much more interested in those things than I was", Condit recalled. The massive publicity evaporated when America was attacked September 11, 2001. Condit demanded of Levy total discretion when it came to ANYTHING concerning their relationship. That included not only private information about his perverted sexual misconduct, but also any INTELLIGENCE INFORMATION she might come across in the course of their relationship.

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Tags: Chandra Levy, Mossad, 911, Shadow Government, Secret Government, New World Order, Media Coverup, Police State, Mind Control

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HANUKAH 2007

I'm A Bear, By Farley Malorrus,
 Copyright, 12/2007

The Flowers in the spring doth bloom, the fairies spinkle dust.
The dew of morning rocks the leaves, with the fresh smell of musk.
The animals awaken now, and I must go and quest.
I seek adventures old and new of which will be the test.

I know not what I find this day as wilderness comes near.
I stop and drink some water now, in time to see a deer.
The World doth turn and people work their skins to the bone.
While I roam free and gather musk for sins I must atone.
The wilderness is contagious as deeper through the woods I trek.
The sounds of creatures moving around, brings chills right up my neck.
It's peaceful in the forest, and here is where I feel.
That I am suited for the rest and comfort as I kneel.
I pray for peace and happiness, in a world gone wild with craze.
I pray that everyone find their goal and not live in some daze.
I see a squirrel come up to me seeking food that it might eat.
I give it nuts to squander as he looks so quaintly neat.
I love this guy as he nibbles his bite, and seems to smirk and smile.
He eats so fast, and looks around pondering his fate all the while.
A red tailed hawk comes settling down at a tree right next to us.
I'm thinking that this squirrel would take off like a turbo bus.
Instead the Hawk doth ponder, and set about to rest.
The Raven gathers close at hand, continuing the test.
And now the rabbits come so near, I wonder what is up.
Am I a human or nature boy, who feels just like a pup?
I hear buffalo approach with a moan that could be weird.
I'm surrounded by these animals with nothing to be feared.
I'm thinking, gee, I must be a mountain man this day.
First alone in the wilderness, and now all these animals today.

The sun shines through the trees just now, and all look up save me.
I glance in wonder at the group and notice how they are free.
I realize I'm part of them, and that is why they're there.
To comfort me and let me know that really I'm a bear.

All this time I thought I was human, mistaken how I am.
To think that I could fit in this World like a candied Yam.
So happy as I feel the love and light this day.
Surrounded by good weather and animals all to play.
Surrounded by the love of God who lets me know just now,
how blessed Iam to be just me instead of some lumbering cow.
So bear it is, and Polar if you think that my beard too white.
To hug and squeeze a deserving bunch, when morning turns to night.

The snow doth come and fall just now, tickling my nose.
I realize true happiness like flowers simply grows.
Whenever you want and think you know exactly what you need.
The simple facts remains your soul just needs be freed.
From the havoc and chaos of everyday work and strife.
From the World we live in and what we call a life.

SO, that is why I wander here in this forest everyday.
To find my self and freedom, and friends along the way.
Those that do not judge you, or wonder how you look.
Those that sit beside you near the babbling brook.
The innocent sweet animals that think I am amusing.
Follow me around when I rise and start my cruising.
They follow me just everywhere, I think I want to go.
They let me know that I'm the best, and that they think I glow.
I hear them when they're thinking, and speaking words to me.
I hear how nice and sweet they talk and know I have the key.
The key to understanding what life is all about.
As easy as asking a fish or a bird, why not try a trout?
That whether you fly or float along, drive real fast in cars.
Remember that you mind is vast and your brain is full of stars.

So, here I come when I am sad, or need a boost like fire.
Alone in nature surrounded by all those that I desire.
The animals and creatures, that follow me around.
Make me feel so special that I walk on solid ground.
I feel so much better and now really don't have a care.
I understand what it feels like to be a Polar Bear.

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year 2008.
Love,
Farley

Tags: Poem, Christmas, I'm a bear, Polar Bear, Farley Malorrus

DOW CRASHES Another 360 Points Opening Current 28 Day MOON WOBBLES By Farley Malorrus

Moon Wobble Starts with a Bang...

11/7/7 Dow crashes 360, igniting next Moon Wobble
By Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com
I went on vacation the last week for a reason.
The reason being the Latest Moon Wobble (Sun Square North Node of Moon, starting today lasting 28 days to 12/2/07) which made the stock market go way down and the value of the dollar worse. Bush ratings seem to be going with the value of the dollar. I wonder why that is? (Doh!)
These Moon Wobble may freak you out, but at least we can track them and know there are 4 per year and that they last 28 days (Sound familiar?) We invaded Iraq during a Moon Wobble and elected Bush twice during one.
Today someone called the traffic department to complain my 37ft Motor Home was parked in front of Mom's house, so I had to scurry (Wobble) to find storage. I did at a friend of my Dad's for a decent deal.
Misfires, backfires, relationships gone crazy, bad, divorces, break ups, financial matters, insurance, taxes, car trouble, mechanical problems and all sort so insanity happen when the Sun is at stress odds with the Moons Nodes. You have to be a freak fanatic Astrologer to track this, but at least I try to inform you my loyal readers when it hits, so if things go awry for you, you know why.
I'm still recovering from dad's death 6/13, taking care of family business, Mom, and my own life. The government has a whole new world for you in taxes (estate taxes) when someone dies, and wants full disclosures of everything. It's a lot of fun. Let me tell you, it's hard enough dealing with a parents passing, much less dealing with the financial's. In some cases, (our wonderful Congress leaves the death tax law on the books) they can take over 50% of someone's estate. Can you believe it? The government is run more on death taxes than on income tax. You work your whole life to make a success, then when you die, the Government take their end, 1/2...oh well. Who ever said America was Free must have been asleep or somewhat unaware of facts. It costs a fortune to live here, they tax you when you die, and take it all.
That being said, I hope you are all doing ok, and surviving 2007, a 9 in numerology, the number for death, closure, endings, and getting ready for 2008, which is a 1 and all new beginnings. I say, I'm ready for New Year, as this year has been one hell of a run for me and many I know. Poor dad didn't even survive it..
I don't much like this business in Pakistan with the Taliban scurrying around looking for parts to make up to 20 Nukes. Maybe someone should tell Bush to leave IRAQ and invade Pakistan. THAT IS WHERE THE TERRORISTS with the NUKES are. (DOH AGAIN!) God Help us.
I hope you do.
God Bless.
FARLEY MALORRUS
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Tags: Moon Wobble, Astrology, Horoscope, Farley Malorrus, Death Tax, Estate Tax, Freedom

MIRACLE OF GOD SAVED MY LIFE IN 1976 By Farley Malorrus

MIRACLE OF GOD SAVED MY LIFE IN 1976,

By Farley Malorrus

My name is Farley Malorrus. After my divorce in 1976, I was diagnosed with a perforated duodenal ulcer. My doctor told me I did not have long to live as it would burst and I would die. In Hong Kong of that year, I had a miracle I felt was from God.

 I had been fasting for 3 days, as I don't like Hong Kong food, and I felt like I was dying, as it felt like I had a knife in my gut. I was desperate, but I had faith in God. I meditated and prayed that Jesus help me. I chanted the phrase, "Come in to me Jesus, Come to me Christ for about 20 minutes. Lo and Behold, I saw a light (with my eyes closed), and the light got bigger, until I could see the shape of a man. To all my knowledge and experience, it appeared to be Jesus Christ himself. I was sure I was in the presence of the Lord.  He looked me in the eyes, and kissed my lips. (I was later told by a Catholic Priest that this was an authentic vision, as the Lord normally kisses you like he is your father) He then stood behind me, placed his hands on my head, and the resulting experience was electrifying. I felt the Holy Spirit run through my body like a million volts of electricity, healing my ulcer and any other problems I had. At that moment, he did something else that was shocking to me. He revealed my future to me, my life, and also delivered onto me the sacred knowledge of the Ancients about the Origin of the Universe and the destiny of the human race. I felt blessed by God at that point, and ever since, most people comment that they can see a "Light," in my eyes, that most do not have. I knew at this point, that I would do radio, TV, write a book, and have this web site to document this miracle of God and Jesus.

The result of this 30 minute "Burning Bush," experience is the story of how my life is blessed, and has been blessed since that day. In 1984, I started going into a trance, "on air," and channeling with a higher part of myself, a radio show that was on in Los Angeles, at 12 Noon every weekday called, "Astrological  Metaphysical Radio." 12 Years later, and over 3,000 channeled shows later, I had enlightened 1,000's of people in Los Angeles Market.

My lifehas been totally blessed in almost all areas since my miracle. My friend Kenneth Hirst had an idea to archive the shows I had channeled. We decided to construct RadioAstrology.com. www.radioastrology.com   is an archive that features 3 of my best topics at no charge to our visitors, and offers 128 topics by donation to support our server. This show was based on the ancient information, I received from an Angelic Being, who healed me in 1976 in Hong Kong, in my room at the Hong Kong Hilton. My whole life was shown to me, along with channeling this program, and RadioAstrology.com that will promote it.

I have an incredible perception of people, God, life on Earth, and the after life. I live in the past, present, and future all at once.

I am sad that there is so much conflict in the world, where people fight and kill over their belief systems. History has always been like this. The Greeks fought over their Gods, as did the Egyptians, the Romans, and the Norse men.

Now, we remember the Greek Gods, the Egyptian Gods, the Roman Gods, and the Norse Gods as Myth, with few believing in them. It is HUMAN NATURE to embrace religion, that sadly eventually passes into myth. This is history. So many races, cultures, societies and tribes of human beings believed in Gods, or Gods of the Sun, the Moon, and even Animals as Gods. Most all of those beliefs these 1,000's of years later are embraced now as myth.

To me, God is inside us all, and sadly, I believe that one day, those religious differences we have will pass into oblivion as so many other religions have. I believe that an ascended like Consciousness, a Christ CONSCIOUSNESS will sweep the globe with the survivors from any of these wars; that humans will embrace more brain capacity (than the 16% we have now, if that;) that people will learn to love each other, that there will be a family of man, that no one willever be an infidel or judged for his beliefs or killed because he is different. I believe that all religion will one day pass as myth (As History has shown us), and that this Christ Consciousness will sweep the Earth, allowing us to embrace God at a molecular level if we wish, and feel our Oneness with the Universe and all in it.

Ironic, that a man like Jesus, is symbolic of this Messianic type consciousness that will sweep the Earth. The Astrologers call this the Age of Aquarius, or the Great year, that lasts 1,000's of years evolving our minds into a God Consciousness. I feel Jesus has this consciousness and tried to explain that to a primitive people, as his coming was predicted in so many ways, but his mission misinterpreted. I feel Jesus wanted to be recognized as Son of God, but that he wanted us all to embrace ourselves as God's Children, capable of having the same God, Christlike consciousness that he has. He died for his advanced evolution, and died for us, but he showed us the way and his return although expected as a single man, coming back, will occur like a 'thief in the night,' and sweep the planet like a Tidal Wave.

I do not like to feel that we need an Apocalypse, Armageddon, or that millions need die, in order for us to embrace this Consciousness. I believe the God Consciousness, the Christ Consciousness is there for all of us, any of us who have the time and faith to embrace it, and have that kind of intimacy with God, the loving driving force of all energy, light, and creation in the Universe. This is my mission in life, to give people the 'choice,' as to whether they wish to be tied to limitation, or released to unlimited awareness of the Universe and all that is in it. www.radioastrology.com  is dedicated to expansion of this consciousness on the Planet Earth in order to embrace World Peace, Secure the Family of Men and Women, stop the murder and killing, avoid an Apocalypse, and ease as many who make the choice into Higher Consciousness, Christ Consciousness concepts. It was always there for me to see, and I accessed this energy when my life was given back to me in that Hotel Room in Hong Kong in 1976.

I hope you are able to come to our server, listen to me channel in the sample topics, and make a donation by ordering the CD that has all 128 topics on it, or just listen, by donation to Astrological Metaphysical Radio, the phenomena of the 80's and 90's on KFOX 93.5 at 12 Noon, in Los Angeles from April 11, 1984 toApril 1996, when the station was sold. Thank you for reading my blog on this NEW WEB SITE, born today September 29, 2006

(Reprint of My first Entry to my Journal Sept, 2006) FYI...

Tags: Miracle of God, Save My Life, Farley Malorrus, God

BACKSTREET BOYS ROCKING BIRD, BY FARLEY MALORRUS

NEIL WARREN'S EHARMONY DOT COM, HARMONIOUS FOR WHOM? BY FARLEY MALORRUS

(The following is a joke, not intended to be taken as truth or reality. It is merely sarcasm used to make fun of Neil Warren and the dating site, eharmony.com. I am in no way endorsing this site or impeaching Mr. Warren. I am just having fun with the entire idea of win or lose dating)

(I thought selective breeding was reserved for the Nazi's and Adolph Hitler...I guess Neil Warren believes in selective breeding, that's why he rejects millions to his online dating site)
E HARMONY DISCRIMINATES BIG TIME, so where's the Harmoney? Neil Warren's Bank Account.
By Farley Malorrus

How would you like to get rejected? Do you know the feeling? Have you ever been in love, then dumped by someone you trusted? Just log on to eharmony.com and take the test, then after 30 to 45 minutes hard work and revealing a part of yourself you'd only tell to the F.B.I. you get a friendly little tag at the end that basically says, "Sorry, but eharmony find 1 out of 5 unsuitable for love and committment," or something like that.
Imagine, a dating site that REJECTS YOU, before you even meet anyone? Talk about a broken heart. I have a question about why they reject gay people, maybe those who are too old, bald, who drink, smoke, tell white lies, lie about their age, or just act human! Who does Neil Warren think he is? Someone who thinks he is a Psychologist and that gives him a license to steal and reject those who he deems unfit for love?
This is a guy who is an evangelical Christian who pretends to Love Jesus on the one hand, but reject so many of God's children (us) on a daily basis.
So, I take the test about 10 to 15 times, and try answering the questions randomly, not even trying, then I try to answer it the best way I can to be a 'good boy,' so I can be accepted, but NO, I GOT REJECTED WITH 10 EMAIL ADDRESSES 10 times in a row. There is NO WAY I CAN GET INTO EHARMONY, and I Cannot even buy my way into it, or bribe my way into it. IF eharmony doesn't want you, no way you are getting in.
It's almost like applying for a job, you know you can't get.
What exactly do they want? Barbie and Ken dolls? DO they actually match your name to some world wide data base that shows you are a loser, a felon, a divorced person, that you are gay, or that you have mental or emotional illness? Who the heck do these Warren people think they are the 4th Reich? I'm not presuming they would reject us then kill us, but face it, if the World were like the Warrens, then those of us who failed would not be allowed to mate, and the rest of the World would be left to selective breeding.
I say NO TO EHARMONY, that is be illegal, and that Neil Warren and his wife be convicted of fraud, discrimination, gay bashing, and literally fascist behavior when it comes to finding love on the internet. Sorry, If I 'gag' when I see some of his 40 to 80 million dollars worth of commercials the last couple of years, used to bait the Christian Barbie and Ken dolls out of society onto their site, and dump on the rest of us.
Want to fall in lover, RUN AWAY from eharmony.com.
It's a Joke, get it, a Joke!

Tags: eharmony discriminates, eharmony sucks, Neil Warren hypocrite, hypocrisy

THE USA is having a PLUTO RETURN

THE PLANET PLUTO....8th Planet from the Sun

Pluto has the most eccentric orbit of all the planets in the solar system. Its orbit takes it to 49.5 AU (7.4 billion kilometers) at its farthest point from the Sun. And its orbit takes it as close as 29 AU (4.34 billion kilomters) to the Sun.

That means that Pluto's orbit draws within the orbit of Neptune, as can be seen in this drawing, making Pluto the 8th planet rather than the 9th planet for roughly 20 years at a time. Pluto was the 8th planet from January 1979 to February 1999. Neptune is now the 9th planet for over 200 years!

It takes 248 years for Pluto to complete its orbit. This means that a single Pluto year is 248 earth years long.

In addition to its peculiar orbit, Pluto and its moon Charon are locked together as they orbit each other, so that the same side of each body always faces the other.

Above chart is July 4, 1776, 12 Noon, Wash. D.C. Pluto in Capricorn at about 27 degrees.

July 4, 1776, Pluto in Capricorn..
THE USA is having a PLUTO RETURN..
This should be interesting.


Soon, in the next year or so , Pluto will finally return to Capricorn, after being away since the hardest times of  U.S. History, the 1760's and the 1770's...
Remember what happened then?
It was called THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION...Now, after 270 some odd years, it returns to that area of space....
Only God knows what this will bring, as it will last almost 20 years, this Pluto Return, (Something only usually a country or a planet can have), and one thing is for sure it will not be boring.
Life no Earth may never be the same again, especially for humans, but it will not be boring.
Stay tuned for further analysis of this amazing upcoming phenomena, the return of Pluto to Capricorn, and a PLUTO RETURN for AMERICA...
Can't Wait!

Farley Malorrus
www.radioastrology.com

Tags: Pluto Return, American Revolution, July 4 1776, Farley Malorrus